Two bucks.
Just luck?

Two dollar bills aren't everywhere.

You didn't get this because you're handsome. (But you are.) Not because of karma. You got it for free.

There are no free lunches in life. Except this two-dollar bill, and:

The one who will look past all past mistakes, misdeeds, missteps.

We hope that if this bill finds you in a low point in life, a bad day, or a good one—that you'll find timeless wisdom in the first button, and a real human to talk with about your problems in the second.

God bless you.